Moms Who Drink and Swear: True Tales of Loving My Kids While Losing My Mind Author: | Language: English | ISBN:
B00BWWRYYK | Format: PDF
Moms Who Drink and Swear: True Tales of Loving My Kids While Losing My Mind Description
If you feel like your kids are killing you, you've come to the right place.
Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you've had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It's not that she doesn't love her kids. It's that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts.
Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, "Moms Who Drink and Swear", this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.
- Audible Audio Edition
- Listening Length: 9 hours and 8 minutes
- Program Type: Audiobook
- Version: Unabridged
- Publisher: Penguin Audio
- Audible.com Release Date: April 2, 2013
- Whispersync for Voice: Ready
- Language: English
- ASIN: B00BWWRYYK
Well Amazon, thanks for the email encouraging me to rate my own book. I love my book. It's a love story about my family and friends. My mom thinks it's the best book ever written and she has zero bias, right?
By Nikki Knepper
Finally, an educated and intensely loving woman who is also blisteringly honest and HILARIOUS. Motherhood will eff with your thoughts, moods, relationships, bank account and body and Nicole is a voice that says it all in a singularly unique way. I'm sure there will be mothers shocked and dismayed by all of this but like Nicole says in the book "they can suck it." If you've ever felt alone as a mother because you thought loving your children would cause you to tip over into insanity then this is the book for you. I laughed so hard and cried a little too. Just the read a good mom needs. P.S. Amazon wouldn't let me swear in a review about a book about swearing. This makes me giggle.
By K. Nystrom
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